For PC owning fans of the Discworld novels, here's a handy shortcut to the Unseen University's (UU) website:
Press the "Windows" button followed by "U", "U".

Why am I the only girly here?

Surely I was not the only girl invited!?

(Reminds me of a story - when I was about 5, I was invited to a party by a boy called Simon, of the same age of course. But when I got there I was the only girl! When my dad picked me up later, I lied and said there were other girls because I did not want him to know or worry about me!)

Ok, so my mate started seeing this girl I'm friends with.

About a week into the relationship he phones me and said he didn't know if he was doing the right thing by being with her. Later that day he told me (via email) he'd decided to call it off for the time being, but was really worried about telling her. He said he'd tell her before tonight (we were all going to the pub) he was very nervous about it.

Anyway, I emailed him saying I had good news and bad news.

"The good news is you don't need to worry about telling her anymore, becasue she rang me earlier and I'd told her.

The bad news was how she reacted."

LOL...I and I didn't even speak to her. A few lines later I put that I was only joking. Haha. He rang me up, "You bastard, I read it and it felt like my insides were crushed!!" Then he just started laughing...he found it funnier than I did. Now each time we have to break some bad news to someone, we always tell them we have good news and bad news.

Yeah, not great, but we need to start somewhere. I'll write about my April fools joke next Muhahaha.